You will not believe what this complete fool did. He completely messed up big time! This stupid guy decided to borrow his neighbor's bicycle and then proceeded to wreak havoc on it. I mean, this is next level irresponsible. He even tried to cover his actions with the most outrageous excuse you've ever witnessed. Honestly, I'm shocked.

This Is So Disturbing

You won't believe your eyes. I just came across it online and I'm seriously freaking out. I can't even describe how disturbing it is. Trust me, you need to look at it.

• This is not for the faint of heart
• It's graphic
• You won't be able to unsee it

Just watch at your own risk.

Shocking News That Will Make Your Blood Run Cold

Prepare you for a story so terrifying, it will leave you questioning the future. A recent occurrence has shattered the fragile foundation of reality we all hold dear. Something malicious is afoot, and it's closer than you think. Whispers are swirling about a {secretsociety that operates in the underground, pulling the wires of our world. This plot is so vast and devious that it defies logic.

Be careful, for what you are about to read will haunt your very soul. Brace yourself for the truth that lie ahead. It's a story that will leave you shaking in your sneakers.

Get Ready to Be Shocked!: The Reality Exposed!

Are you ready for a revelation? Brace yourself, because the information we're about to uncover is going to blow your mind. We've been lied to for so long, but now the time has come to unmask the truth behind it all. Get ready to have your beliefs shattered.

Are You Ready For Handle the Reality? Prepare for Impact!

This isn't some fantasy. The truths we face are harsh. Are you mentally prepared to cope? It's past time to get down to business and accept the impact.

• Brace yourself
• Find your strength
• This is your moment

OMG! This Just Happened and It's Crazy

You will not believe this. I was just chilling in my room/at the park/walking to work when bam!/poof! this crazy thing happened. I'm still trying to process it/processing it slowly/totally freaking out.

It's like, seriously, something straight out of a movie/dream/nightmare. I mean, I {thought I had seen everything/had experienced it all/knew what crazy was, but this? This shatters my world view/takes the cake/blew my mind.

I'm going to go for a walk/need a drink/calling everyone I know to tell them about this, because I just can't keep this in/don't think they'll believe me unless I swear on my life/have to get this off my chest. You guys will {notunderstand|be able to shock blog comprehend this/want to hear this when it's all said and done. I promise/guarantee/swear.